(Source: zerorelativity, via natasha-sunshine)
Liberation
Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on a light
for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse
he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick
He’s very open-minded.
Or very open-legged.
wh
whoever made this, i love you.
VERY OPEN-LEGGED.
(Source: xbiebertime, via natasha-sunshine)
It’s my birthday. I am 18 now.
I am…… an adult? No. I am still me. I don’t think I’ll ever act like an adult.
On a different note, I’m on my senior trip to destin and It’s so beautiful here! The water is amazing and the beach is beautiful at night.
“Will you be my companion?”
IF I GET PROPOSED TO IN SUCH A MANNER I WILL PROBABLY BURST INTO FLAMES OMG
(Source: howtopickupafangirl, via anchorsandmoons)
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
(via tardis-impala)
+: areyoutryingtodeduceme: brodinsons: So I just found this on my dash: I...
So I just found this on my dash:
I like Thor. Loki… I’m not that keen. Bit neutral.
Please don’t tell Tom Hiddleston that. I have a feeling that if I say those words aloud then less than a minute later there will be the sound of a car hurriedly…
1 day ago - 
6394
6394 I’m on an overnight bus trip with most of my senior class and it’s 2 am and I was just woken up by this guy gleefully screaming PENIS as loud as he could from the back of the buss
3 days ago - 1
1 imagine if peeta’s dad was a butcher not a baker
his name could be meeta
(via uglypeopleputurhandsdown)
(Source: lmopqrstuvwxyz, via uglypeopleputurhandsdown)
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
|---|---|
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
(Source: meme4u, via iwantrobinasmysidekick)
